Re: We want it all....all of it....but not in our inboxes
So I'm very late to the party on this, but I just found Event Handlers within the last month or so and have been using the heck out of them. Very cool feature. I especially like it for a lot of the syslog traffic I'm sending from my network devices...I can get alerted when certain strings appear in those logs as well.
I think that would address OP's needs, or if it didn't, there's probably nothing that would.